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Liquid Death

Liquid Death Sparkling Water™ - 16.9 fl oz 12-pack - From the Alps, not a Lab

Liquid Death Sparkling Water™ - 16.9 fl oz 12-pack - From the Alps, not a Lab

From the Alps, not a lab.

This infinitely recyclable can of stone-cold mountain water came from straight from the Alps to "Murder your Thirst."

When a group of teenagers set off into the mountains for a weekend of drinking regular water in plastic bottles, they became hunted by an aluminum can of mountain water that was dead set on murdering their thirsts and recycling their souls. 

Once cracked open, no thirst is safe from Liquid Death. After ritually dismembering it's thirst victims, this brutal can of water used the severed body parts of dead thirsts to build itself a flesh suit which it used as a disguise to get a job in marketing. But Liquid Death never took the job. It just murdered a bunch more thirsts instead.

Liquid Death comes straight from a mountain and maintains its original mineral profile (TDS:170) and 8.1 PH that nature created over centuries. Its natural minerals and electrolytes aren’t just good for your body, they will murder your thirst. Instantly.

Average Aluminum Can Contains 70% Recycled Material, Average Plastic Bottle Contains only 3%

Bottled at source: Frankenmarkter, Austria

#MurderYourThirst #DeathToPlastic

Liquid Death Mountain Water, 16.9 fl oz Cans, Tallboys 12-Pack

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